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The Spitting Image, “The Blood is Life” edition

Here's a pretty old post from the blog archives of Geekery Today; it was written about 19 years ago, in 2005, on the World Wide Web.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Some days it’s just too easy.

Accipite et bibite omnes: hic calix novum aeternumque testamentum est in sanguine meo…

The time for merely rasing questions is over. With new evidence from ailecia (2005-04-20) and Norbizness (2005-04-19), there can now be little doubt about the nature of the papacy of Benedict XVI.

Van Helsing: Gentlemen, we are dealing with the undead.

photo: Pope Benedict XVI looking particularly undead film still: Dracula

Scholar: Nosferatu…

photo: Cardinal Ratzinger with a wild look in his eyes and a hand raised like a claw film still: Nosferatu

Van Helsing: Yes, Nosferatu.

  • —Rad Geek

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